International Malu-ation Fortnight
There are times when the things this country does make me want to dig a hole in the ground, hide my face in it, and, while i'm at it, turn that hole into a tunnel that will bring me all the way to some faraway place like London or New York, or maybe just Antarctica, just so that i don't have to face the embarrassment of being physically in a country that treats its citizens like just so many unthinking, uncivilised baboons who need to be bribed or blackmailed in front of the visitors in the hope that the visitors will continue visiting our zoo and paying for our peanuts.
Bah humbug!
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2 Comments:
"continue visiting our zoo and paying for our peanuts."
nice ^^ i couldn't have said it better myself.
my word verification word is tfckmmp. for some reason, i hear it in my head as "tickle my rump". or "fickle my rump". or something else, 2 words, 2 syllables, first word starts with an f and the second is "hump"
omg you are hilarious. can't say more here cos it'd all be R(A), and being the good singaporean that i am i exercise self-censorship in a uniquely singaporean manner. but yeah. omg ahahaha!
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