brilliant new theory

Ok, so i have this brilliant new theory. Hear me out for a bit.
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So artists need suffering in order to create good art. The means of attaining that suffering, though, differs from artist to artist.
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Macro-level circumstantial hardship. Eg. living in a war-torn country, or under an oppressive government, etc.
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Dysfunctional family.
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Genetic health problems that are totally Not Your Fault. (A close substitute would be having a very close family member with a long-term debilitating health problem that impinges on the writer's personal life.)
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Multiple unexpected-deaths of very close loved ones.
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A screwed-up love life / sexual-identity-related problems.
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Doing stupid self-destructive things.
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Or some combination of the above.
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i think that about covers it. i daresay 99% of the truly great artists -- writers, musicians, visual artists, etc -- all had one or more of the above.
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